Wednesday, September 12, 2012

F*** You Predictive Text

OMG is all I can say, stupid damn phone and the predictive text, so Im trying to comment on a post about Jeff Dunham's Walter by saying " I think Im married to Walter" simple ?? you might think so ..but first of all the phone tried to insist I was married to a Walrus!! umm really does this sound like something I would do? ok so then it tried to make me say I was married to Wal*Mart?! WTF is with this stupid technology??

I know I spend a lot of time in Wal*Mart but no I do not intend to marry it ..kinda reminds me of some childish thing kids (and sometimes adults) say when they ask you if you like something ..and then say are you going to marry it? LOL.

I digress, if my phone is going to predict what Im going to say then at least predict something that makes sense!! surely it knows I am a human and would not in the first place even contemplate marrying a walrus, and second how can I possible marry a grocery store , unless buying shares into it is considered a "marriage" of sorts.

When I try to text my friend Baily it asks me if I mean beryllium??!! Jesus Christ do I even have someone of that name on my contact list?? NO so why ask me if I mean some random chemical that I have never heard of?
Then if it really cant predict anything readable it then goes off into random letter mode and I get a word that isnt even a word, just a jumble of letters.

So I can hear some of you saying "turn the predictive text off" yes well I would do that but in some instances it is useful, like when Im typing a word such as recognize, in UK they spell it recognise here it has a Z, so its helpful in that it just reminds me of that slight difference when I cant remember which one for which country LOL,

I do know tho without the phones help that I am not married to a walrus!!

Laters

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