Smoking a Banana

Don't let the title fool you, I do not smoke banana's in fact I do not smoke at all any more..3 months and counting, a personal record,along with my good friend Renee, who actually lives in Florida, a long ways from me and who I actually have never met in real life, so I don't actually know her that well I guess, she could be an axe murderer for all I know, anyways ..this woman I know vaguely on Facebook Renee LOL we quit at the same time, and we make random postings on Facebook when the going gets tough, I'm sure anyone who ever quit smoking , or any addiction really knows how tough it can be.

Anyway, here is a small bio about me, so you know what you are dealing with:
I am 46 years old ..soon to be 47 but we wont go there right now, I live in Iowa USA but originally from UK , this is my third and final marriage, I'm not doing this over again believe me, my husband is a truck driver ..yeah lots of posts on that subject I imagine! I work as a CNA, cant post too much on that , there are laws!
I've lived here for 5 years and I have 3 grown children and do not have the parts for any more thank goodness, I love kids but I couldnt eat a whole one LOL.
I love Coffee, Tattoos and Shoes ..In that order, with a liberal amount of alcohol thrown in for good measure , and one or two real ..and I mean real good friends who I could count on in a crisis, this is a rare thing ..also a future post I guess , having been burnt in the ass a few times by people who profess to be a good friend and then bite your butt.
There will be profanity , so you have been warned because on occasion I have been know to umm how to put it ..blow a gasket? do Americans know this expression? throw a hissy fit? and I become the bitch from hell and will share..so if you dont like it ..please dont feel obligated to read ..its fine ..this is my outlet.

Oh and if I use an expression you dont understand please feel free to ask, I often use Britishspeak and no-one knows what the hell I mean ..Just ask Macy ..she knows ...LOL.

I do own an Inner Goddess thanks to the recent 50 shades of Gray, I discovered I had one, who by the way is just as rebellious as I am!

so this is me signing out on the first post

Bitches Unite!!!