Friday.. The Other F Word

I'm glad the work part of today is over and I can finally start my weekend, think I reached the end of my patience and tolerance rope ahead of schedule today and was ready for the weekend before I should have been,and don't try and tell me you have never done that , cuz that's utter bullshit, oh even the spell checker is pissing me off ffs, ya know that kinda reminds me of a silent GPS, "hey bitch you spelled that shit wrong" .."please make a u-turn where possible" ..Uh huh, guess what ..if I want to spell Cuz and not Because I will OK ??!!
OK where was I, oh yeah Friday, OK so yeah got off work, let off steam in the gym and came home to Jerry making salsa with the bazillion tomatoes he picked, so I'm free to blog and Facebook and ooh look an alcoholic drink LOL, well come on, it is 5 o clock somewhere, anyway doing the whole PC thing til its time to get ready, we are hanging out with the besties tonight, I'm looking forward to it actually, but then I always do.

So this is Labor Day weekend, anyone doing anything special? its my weekend off and I'm busy every day, which in some ways sucks because I go back to work feeling like I need a vacation and then have to wait 2 weeks for the next weekend off, and who invented Labor Day anyway? I have never known a country to have so many holidays and special days, I'm waiting for the new ones to come into effect, Neil Armstrong Day and Michael Jackson Day ..or maybe they will combine the 2 and have Moonwalk Day!!

If I didn't know better I would say I was PMSing but that's impossible ..oh and for the record the spell checker must be male because it doesn't acknowledge PMSing as a word.

HAHA

Bitches Unite!!!

Smoking a Banana

Don't let the title fool you, I do not smoke banana's in fact I do not smoke at all any more..3 months and counting, a personal record,along with my good friend Renee, who actually lives in Florida, a long ways from me and who I actually have never met in real life, so I don't actually know her that well I guess, she could be an axe murderer for all I know, anyways ..this woman I know vaguely on Facebook Renee LOL we quit at the same time, and we make random postings on Facebook when the going gets tough, I'm sure anyone who ever quit smoking , or any addiction really knows how tough it can be.

Anyway, here is a small bio about me, so you know what you are dealing with:
I am 46 years old ..soon to be 47 but we wont go there right now, I live in Iowa USA but originally from UK , this is my third and final marriage, I'm not doing this over again believe me, my husband is a truck driver ..yeah lots of posts on that subject I imagine! I work as a CNA, cant post too much on that , there are laws!
I've lived here for 5 years and I have 3 grown children and do not have the parts for any more thank goodness, I love kids but I couldnt eat a whole one LOL.
I love Coffee, Tattoos and Shoes ..In that order, with a liberal amount of alcohol thrown in for good measure , and one or two real ..and I mean real good friends who I could count on in a crisis, this is a rare thing ..also a future post I guess , having been burnt in the ass a few times by people who profess to be a good friend and then bite your butt.
There will be profanity , so you have been warned because on occasion I have been know to umm how to put it ..blow a gasket? do Americans know this expression? throw a hissy fit? and I become the bitch from hell and will share..so if you dont like it ..please dont feel obligated to read ..its fine ..this is my outlet.

Oh and if I use an expression you dont understand please feel free to ask, I often use Britishspeak and no-one knows what the hell I mean ..Just ask Macy ..she knows ...LOL.

I do own an Inner Goddess thanks to the recent 50 shades of Gray, I discovered I had one, who by the way is just as rebellious as I am!

so this is me signing out on the first post

Bitches Unite!!!